Friday, November 15, 2013

Greetings to all God's men!

Welcome one, and welcome all! Perhaps you have visited this blog dedicated to Chaucer's most generous, most noble pilgrim, The Pardoner, in search of a deal? Yes, sir, along with information on my most gentle self and my--irrelevant social class, I've many the bargains to offer you! Indeed, I do think Joan's very spirit is calling out from the stake she was burned on, calling for you to make a purchase and possess it yourself...

This blog was made as a counter to my business in order to explain to my customers who their merchant exactly is. Here we have included information of the times I arrive from, analyzing my own social class and the morals I hold. Fascinating, isn't it? The work here has been divided amongst four, like a guild of sorts, each doing their part on their individual posts. Little by little, it appears to fall into place!

 Say--what is this I have here! If you were to buy this nail of our Lord Jesus Christ, special access to this blog may be granted!

...What? No, I think you misunderstand, I have here a toenail of Jesus Christ. But with enough coin I may be able to find one of the cross... Now, what do you say, good sir? 

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