Madame, have you slipped up, recently? Done a deed you were not proud of? And monsieur, are you really sure you're fine with leaving that guilt on your chest? Well, worry no more!
On his way to Canterbury, I, the Pardoner, have every cure for the sins that ail you! Holy objects that those of the highest holiness have held, within your reach!
For a small price, you can be assured a place next to Peter himself in the clouds. Let's sing now, all together, in praise of our Lord!
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
A Bargain has Appeared!
Here is thorn from Jesus Christ's actual crown of thorns. If you would like to make an offer, please email me and we can work out an agreement. I'm sure we can definitely work something out.
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